The truth about asking a girl out...

I'm sick of guy never asking a girl out because they are afraid of being rejected. Here's the skinny, more than 90% of the time she will not laugh at you, she will not say no! But you have to play in your league, thats why they made leagues! It's only in the movies that ugly nerds gets the beautiful girls, not gonna happen, unless you know, the girl is in your league....whatever.
Well heres the truth about girls.
1) They notice if you like them, we aren't retarded
2) If you follow the dating rules we WILL say yes!
3) We will move on if you don't make a move
4) we are waiting for you to start it, most of us aren't going to ask a guy out by ourselves, unless we are totally positive
5) If we look at you a lot, and shyly look down when you notice (after a second), we probably like you
6) Don't ask us out when we are around friends, one because we want to tell the story ourselves, two, they will probably laugh at us or make 'woo woo' sounds
7) We (well I) find it cute when your friends hint to us that you like us
8) We don't want you to act all tough guy to impress us, it's not that cool...
9) Don't ever 'pretend fight' around us, we find that childish and queer, no matter what age

Now I hope some of these help, and guys JUST ASK US OUT, don't be weenies :)